My mother's oven has superpowers.

I was looking through some old pictures this evening, and I rediscovered this picture of the buttons on my mother's new oven. She's always been a really good baker, but apparently her new oven has a power that humanity has been dreaming of for millennia. Look closely.

If only I knew the perfect time to call up and ask her to press the button! Although some days at work I feel like someone has certainly been using it. Might come in handy to meet the clients' requests sometimes.

The phone number at the Abeel house is available to members of the inner sanctum.